But that’s not what our geek chose to do. Out of nowhere, he charged directly at my dickface associate and swung for the hills. It would have been a horrible (although hilarious) sight to watch-a two-hundred-and-fifty-pound linebacker chasing down a hundred-and-twenty-pound kid, pens flying everywhere. Now, I was certain this short, scrawny kid would begin wailing and running in circles, which only would have prompted this asshole I was with to chase after him. Pretty early on in the verbal assault, I suggested that we get moving and, to expedite our departure, started to say that the cops would be showing up. Dork, dipshit, fuck nuts-he let this kid have it. So what does the dickhead who jumped out of the Jeep do? He goes straight up to the kid, slaps his books out of his hands, and then begins laughing at him and calling him names. Hands down, he was the most pathetic-looking kid in existence.

He had on horn-rim glasses and hugged a handful of books to his chest like a ten-year-old schoolgirl. Now, I’m not calling this kid a geek because he had more brains than all of us combined and actually went to class, but he was five nine, packed at best a hundred twenty pounds, wore a button-down shirt, and had, in his breast pocket, half a dozen pens crammed into a plastic protector. The target happened to be the biggest geek I had ever seen.

I wasn’t exactly sure what my cohorts had in mind until one of the guys jumped out of the Jeep while it was still rolling and headed straight for the only person in sight. With nearly a thousand pounds of muscle, fat, and attitude weighing down our ride, we trolled around campus. One afternoon, four of us were packed into a Jeep with the top down, cruising around for a while, when someone had the bright idea to go down to Georgia Tech and harass some of the smart folk. I don’t know his name or what he’s been up to for the past six years, but I’ll never forget his face.īack when I was attempting to play football for the University of Georgia, I’d occasionally catch a ride with a group of meatheads who were also attempting to play football. He doesn’t train in the martial arts, shoot roids into his ass cheeks, or even hit the heavy bag. The toughest dude on the planet is not competing in the UFC or any other MMA organization.

Got fight by forrest griffin